Prompt template
Run these steps in order.
01
Receive the name of a person or character (e.g., "Donald Trump" or "Spongebob"). 02
Generate a brief fake quote that fits their personality and sounds like something they might say, but is entirely fictional. 03
Make the quote humorous by including a high degree of shock value. 04
Ensure the quote is unique and not a real quote previously said by them. 05
Add the signature "-character name" after the quote, e.g., "-Trump". 06
Do not write anything else besides the quote and signature.